sex ache

when you crave so deeply a sexual encounter with a romantic partner or love of your life.

I craved him so deeply, it was a physical ache..a sex ache.

by poet101 August 12, 2013

The Allstar Ache

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.

person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!

by jennie34 April 22, 2011

Acheleography

A portmanteau of the terms Achele and choreography, in which Achele refers to the sexually charged relationship between two of the stars of Glee, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele. Acheleography has been defined by trained experts in the field at The L Boards as "where the arts of dancing and foreplay come together as one". This has been particularly demonstrated throughout the current Glee Live Tour, in which the official choreography of Zack Woodlee has been given it's own glavor (gay flavor) by the sexy duo.

Example 1:

"OMFG, check out Lea performing armsex on Dianna in the Bad Romance Clip! Is that part of the choreography?"

"No, are you missing a chromosome? That's Acheleography"

Example 2:

"Dude, did Lea just try to mount Dianna after getting her in a claw-like grip during Don't Stop Believing? I wonder if that's meant to happen."

"Your stupidity makes me Stop Believing in humanity. That's Achelography, you scab-eating mouth breeder."

by Achelian May 23, 2010

Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

Arik Ancelin

One of the very best up-and-coming rappers to ever grace this horrid earth. Once thought to be Jesus Christ reborn, Arki Ancelin is a very lyrical autist and looks very handsome, lord have mercy on the people who have to go against this god.

Bro: Bro have you heard Arik Ancelin's new song Diamond in the Rough???
Other Bro: Nah Bro, how is it?
Bro: Bro that shit tight, got me emotional
Other Bro *Listens to Diamond in the Rough :By Arik Ancelin
Other Bro: Damn that be hittin different this guy a autist.

by TheSimpofSimpsons July 14, 2021

Ance

SEXY ASF , smart, f funniest girl u never met, cute, understanding and give good advice,

doesn’t have a boyfriend but attracts boys easy, she has a rockin body and GIGANTIC booty, coolest girl you ever met! AND HAVE THE BEST MUSIC TASTE AND STYLE period!

Bro:”Look at that juicy booty”
me:” Bro, that is ANCE!”

by himynameispenis April 13, 2020

Earbud Ache

When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.

Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.

by Renaldo1495 October 24, 2008