Porn Allowance

The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.

Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.

by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009

Allow You

If somebody suggest something stupid or is being a cock

Phillop "I want to go to the cinema to watch Penguins"

Sanjay "Allow You"

by Graham Roberts December 13, 2005

Aboww

Similar to period Abow is an expressive noun to describe being the shit and or that bitch
Abow can also be synonym to you thought you ate give me that fucking plate hoe depending on the tone in which it’s spoken

-Guess who just got a raise bitch ABOWW
-My ass looking fat ABOWW
-and you thought you ate Abow 😒
-Abow nobody fuvkin laughed

by BadBitchBey January 6, 2022

Alrowe

A slime ball, usually found looking like a weasel and constantly on the look out for cheap sex, but never gets any - even with the aid of alcohol.

Known to wank a lot.

Guy 1: He couldn't even nail that fat chick so he went home, watched porn and wanked like a champion. Eurgh..

Guy 2: What an Alrowe!!

by biggiesmalls118 March 29, 2009

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

by Oh..my..god February 6, 2019

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

by slurber November 24, 2009

Tickle me albo

The perfect name for The Australian labor
party leader and maybe future prime minister Anthony Albanese

I hope tickle me Albo dose not win the election

by F.P27 April 9, 2022