Kinetic Energy Absorber

Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter

Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.

I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.

by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006

absorbtion!

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school

1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005

Absorb

Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.

Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb

by CypInDyp June 8, 2018

abrobit

Abrobit means Divine Soul in Sanskrit.

Abrobit

by trueindian001 December 12, 2013

Absorbity

the ability to absorb

I like the absorbity of the paint on that paper

by izayaipz September 19, 2019

Absorb

to take in a liquid, gas, or other substance from the surface or space around
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.

Absorb into something into something the surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city

by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020

absorbopants

absorbent pants for bed wetters such as spongebob

there’s no need to fear, absorbopants is here!

by corona-virus19 April 6, 2020