go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.

Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!

by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004

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pull a simen

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

by Brurmigo May 27, 2020

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A simp.

you. you are a simp

person 1: hey dude!
person 2: your a simp.

by The.best.memeist June 22, 2020

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A Simp

A Man/Woman that would do anything to get into someone's pants

Betty:I'm A Simp
Cash:B e g o n e. T H O T.
Betty:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

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Yes, i am a simp

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Yes, i am a Simp.
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by Cool_24Karat August 25, 2021

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You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

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