busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

Flag

Get the busted like a nut mug.

Robust a nut

Busting an extremely large cum load usually occurring when one masturbates for the first time after a long hiatus of not masturbating.

For lent I did not masturbate for 40 days. When I masturbated for the first time, I did Robust a nut.

I would like to very much robust a nut on 6 - 8 girls in my math class.

by BigHorseAl April 15, 2009

Flag

Get the Robust a nut mug.

Related Words

A nut for a jar of tuna • a nut • A Nut Allergy • A nut hair • A Nut Hair Away • a nut job • a nutsack • A nutslapper • bust a nut • busting a nut

Squawk a nut

When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.

Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.

by MaistlinRajere November 7, 2011

Flag

Get the Squawk a nut mug.

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

Flag