shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 26, 2019

Flatbush, New York A Game Made By movetactt/jah on roblox

Flatbush, New York is a nice roblox game that started off in 2020 it mostly rose to fame in 2022 a lot of people can agree it paved the way for a lot of people and alot of niggas. Also there is someone named “Hector” that doesn’t contribute to the game at all and is a shitty guy all around word on the street is that he got raped at 5. But Racey, Taz, Jah, Kash you are truly appreciated and you paved the way for me and alot of niggas. Flatbush was amazing. Nowadays all the owners are rich and play roblox football games, I really miss this game I hope it will come back one day

Yoo Flatbush, New York A Game Made By movetactt/jah on roblox was a very good game my nigga

by Wards Father October 31, 2022

Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021