moon on a stick

when one wishes to have it all

"would you like anything else? the moon on a stick perhaps?"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cunt on a stick

The term, cunt on a stick is used to describe girls that are so thin, its clinically ill.

The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.

"Hell, that girl is so skinny its more like cunt on a stick"

by The Big Dog D December 24, 2006

Nose On A Stick

A tall, thin, boy with a big nose. He usually is a stoner with curly hair, and he often plays an instrument, such as the bass or the cello. He can be found wearing plaid, listening to indie bands, and charming the pants off of people.

Girl One: "Ooh look at that boy!"

Girl Two: "He looks like a hipster."

Girl One: "I love him! He's a nose on a stick!"

by Lucy Maud January 5, 2011

rag on a stick

What fat people wash themselves with.

Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

by Speshul K May 9, 2006

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea

Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.

by Luigi July 11, 2004