by r0nan November 23, 2010
when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours
Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!
by Dr. Freeze November 22, 2010
Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.
Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 24, 2010
When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time
by Swedish Jesus November 25, 2010
"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
by KBCandleSparker November 24, 2010
by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 22, 2010
When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 22, 2010