Rusty Venture

The act of masturbating your penis until the skin gets red raw and bleeds.

I spanked my junk so much I got a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 23, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours

Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!

by Dr. Freeze November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore

Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

by Quiz Boy November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time

I gave Juan a rusty venture last night, his orgasm was out of this world as it exploded in my mouth

by Swedish Jesus November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore

"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"

"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"

---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."

by KBCandleSparker November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.

Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.

by JonasVee November 23, 2010