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Duncan

A very annoying person with the smallest dick imaginable. also a spoiled brat who lives porn.
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Duncan

The biggest dumbass you’ve ever seen
by Nate the cool kid May 29, 2019
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Duncan

by Tapmyazz May 30, 2018
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Bob Duncan

Look there is Bob Duncan, get in a prayer circle.
by M. M. M November 1, 2016
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Bob duncan

Bob duncan a majestic creature and is just as beautiful as cole Sprouse he is a bald beauty.

My and my hobo toe love u bob duncan
Me:bob Duncan's new name is bobbi boi
My friend:no no no it should be daddy duncan
Me:troom troom
by Hehe bob duncan November 4, 2018
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The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory
by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014
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Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world
I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley
by Not Luc December 29, 2019
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