zombie

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.

Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.

by AYB March 31, 2003

Zombie

Obama voter

A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.

by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011

Zombie

Dead people who eat living people. Nom.

"Zombies!"

by Dat1guy69 April 20, 2016

Zombie

The humble zombie
The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world

Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!

2 minutes later...

Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT

by Oblong Cheeto March 12, 2021

Zombie

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Zombie

A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.

School starts an hour before zombie.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.

by Andyt Osborn March 5, 2005

zombie

Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.

me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him

by A Communist October 11, 2006