The sound of a pufferfish that has consumed a carrot
Chef: *feeds pufferfish carrot*
Pufferfish: ÆÜGH
Chef: *proceeds to feed carrot*
Professional egg thrower
Has a YouTube channel
He teaches people how to do things simply
For Example: How to save a drowning child
How to masturbate
How to make Beef Jerky
How to have sex
How to open a door...and so much more!
Sentence: How2Basic is How2Basic
The humble zombie
The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world
Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!
2 minutes later...
Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT
Gonna
Give you up
Never gonna let you down
Something that no one drinks anymore because everyone is drinking Diet Coke and alcohol
Wait... What is this “water” you speak of and why are you drinking it
