wounded cougar

The wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. The wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.

I took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.

by Jack Robbins May 25, 2007

wounded pelican

When you break a chicks arm and then make her jerk you off with the broken arm. It resembles a pelican flapping a broken wing.

Katie wanted to get crazy last night, i mean buckwild, so i suggested we try the wounded pelican. When she asked what a wounded pelican was i snapped her arm like a twig and when she started crying and screaming i made her grab my dick with her last ounce of strength and go to town. I then blew a load into the wound and went to sleep while she drove herself to the hospital

by theWOUNDEDpelicanKINGson January 28, 2007

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 1, 2004

wounded

Originally used in certain areas of the UK as an expression to describe how "The truth hurts". Has evolved into every day use as a term used to describe one's pain and severe social suffering.

Pre-evolution...
Ian (to Dave) - "You gonna start filling those footings or what kid?"
Wayne - "Nah his heads too fogged up from last night, ain't it!"
Dave = Wounded

Post-evolution...
Ryan - "So when shall I pick up my tickets for Bath and West?
Ben - "Uh... we didn't get you one mate"
Ryan = Wounded

by R. B. C. May August 26, 2007

Wounded Dolphin

When a man is taking a woman from behind in her lady flower he discreetly wets his thumb in his mouth and then without warning jams the wet digit in to her brown palace while still inside her pink sanctuary, causing the unaware woman to make the sound of a wounded dolphin, eee eee eee.

Sarah belted out an ungodly eee eee eee sound as Johnny preformed the wounded dolphin.

The party was silenced when a deafening eee eee eee sound came blasting down from the upstairs where a guest had taken his girl for some alone time. Some of the guests knew that the wounded dolphin had just taken place.

by Deathblow June 3, 2010

Wounded Starfish

A sexual position where the female lies spread eagled on her back and doesn't move or respond, much like a wounded starfish would.

Me: "How was she last night?"
Friend: "Wounded starfish, man, wounded starfish."

by MrS13 January 14, 2009

Wounded Duck

A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.

Defensively, also known as a gimmie.

So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.

by TooCrooked March 29, 2009