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child-worship 

Excessive devotion and praise toward children, just because they are children. The idea that every child is special, and everything they do is special.

"Listen, there are couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they are not all cute. Yeah, in fact if you look at them closely some of them are rather unpleasant looking, and some of them dont smell good either, alright? Stay with me on this, the sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be. Second premise, not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people, a few winners, a whole lot of losers. There are a lot of loser kids out there who simply are not gonna go anywhere. You can't save them all, you gotta let them go, you gotta cut them loose. You gotta stop over-protecting them because you are making them too soft."

— George Carlin Famous Comedian
child-worship by Xenowalker November 27, 2013
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . . 

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .
I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967

body worship 

Body worship is the act of sexual engagement that is more restrained, involved and euphoric than just bonking. If somebody is giving you body worship, it means that they are paying attention to the intricacies of getting YOU off. A completely selfless act.
'Oh my gosh, so I took this guy home and the sex was amazing! I didn't even give him a blowjob, it was total body worship!'
body worship by Charina September 11, 2005

April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY 

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.
“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”

ass worship 

To get down on one's knees and bury your face in someone's luscious ass, paying tribute to its bootylicious perfection.
Anam's ass was so magnificently round and sexy that I was motivated to perform ass worship for many, many hours.
ass worship by leannan02 July 21, 2006

internet worship 

when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.

Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.

Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.

white worship 

When a female (that is not Caucasian) dates Caucasian males exclusively.

Predominantly occurs with Asian females.
Ron : Why did Cynthia propose to her boyfriend after a few months of dating?
Michelle : Didn't you know? She's a white worshiper.
white worship by Lil Kep September 20, 2020