workaversary

Work anniversary

Today is my six year workaversary! I've never worked anywhere this long!

by Kashmir May 19, 2016

Work Crabs

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs

How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs

by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014

God's work

To do something really awesome.

Person 1: Hey, here's the X you asked for.
Person 2: Thanks dude, you are doing god's work.

by Santikun October 8, 2016

Willy Woka

Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.

I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.

He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!

by La Pluma May 14, 2021

Work Illusionist

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.

Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

by 58008 January 30, 2010

work head

A term for when the kind of work you do almost totally consumes your mind and so you take it home with you.

I’m sitting down to a lovely dinner and my work head has me in knots!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2020

No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

by Skae310 January 26, 2011