woolong

(Original meaning: the currency in the anime cowboy bebop.)
Can also be used to describe a big dick, similar to schlong balls.

“Who up that got a woolong?”

by nihilisticcriminal April 8, 2021

The Woodlands Preparatory School

A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.

Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.

by svensk'd June 13, 2011

The Woodlands

The least ghetto town in the world, The Woodlands is home to the #1 snobbiest high school in the United States, as named by Larry King himself. Despised throughout Texas for our superiority in everything except academics because the student population is mostly stoned off of their ass (all the time).

You know you live in the Woodlands when you:

Don't care about seeing Porche's anymore

Drop a quarter and don't bother picking it up

Complain about getting an '04 BMW instead of the '05 Benz that you wanted.

by skiff October 11, 2006

Woodland Park

1The best place for first kisses after midnight.
2 A good place to sleep if you are homeless and/or like watching first kisses

It was in Woodland Park that Jessica first kissed Stephanie.

by stephanie's girlfriend June 27, 2006

Woodland

Woodland is a sweet caring boy who is always working and deserves a break. He is friends with everyone but yet still has a main friend group. He will always attempt a task no matter how hard it is. Woodland has dark hair and is extremely handsome that one look at him will make your heart stop. He is always making his friends laugh and will make you laugh too

No example will do woodland justice

by Mulvinator July 26, 2019

woobanger

An party of un-rivaled size and scale, involving copious amounts of liquor, drugs, and sex.

Did you hear about the party at Scott's? It's going to be a woobanger.

by McBlome January 10, 2006

the woodlands

^^I don't know what they're talking about, but The Woodlands is anything but ghetto. Everyone here is a white Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister clone who drives a BMW and carries a Dooney & Bourke bag. The girls all look the exact same. There is no origionality, individuality, or culture here at all. Get me out now.

Theres nothing to do in the Woodlands, so lets go roll in Oak Ridge.

by iRock June 27, 2006