Woodside Priory

Pretentious college prep school in silicon valley full of rich white kids who pay way too much for their weed. The weed's fucking terrible by the way. The school likes to think its diverse so they accept like 5 black kids and they even pride themselves on that. Look guys! Look how accepting we are! Look how diverse our student body is! Did I mention this school is absurdly expensive? Yeah 48K for day students and 60K for dormers. You'd think with all that money they get they could actually hire some competent teachers. But they don't. There's maybe like 5 good teachers out of the 30 they have. The rest should be kept 500 ft away from all schooling institutions. School is also insanely liberal but what do you expect? It's in silicon valley. But it's a vicious liberal echo chamber and this is coming from a liberal. You shoulda seen this school after election day. Not pretty. If I were to describe Woodside Priory with just one word, it'd be "ironic". They think they're so diverse with their five minorities that they boast about. It's a catholic school but everyone's a raging atheist. It's a school full of rich white kids but everyone's a liberal. It's a very expensive tuition that would imply class, but is so full of classless people.

I wasted 4+ years of my life and hundreds of thousands of dollars, smoked terrible pot that I paid way too much for, and was virtue signaled by an out of touch administration about diversity all at Woodside Priory.

by shutupsciencebitch September 28, 2017

woodshed

To practice a musical instrument. The woodshed is where you go to sharpen your axe.

"Can't go out tonight - I've gotta woodshed."

by d-to May 6, 2007

woodpiece

1.A naughty who you our your friend is currently getting play from.
2.A derogatory term used to diminish ones life.
3. Your penis.

1. "Shit! Look at Ben's new woodpiece, shes fine."
2. "Ben quit being a fucking woodpiece."
3. "Hey Ben look at my woodpiece its hard as a rock."

by mck1032 September 24, 2005

Woodster

Awesome (to do with the woods).

Dude that camo is so woodster.

by ozh...ozmaster September 1, 2009

woodiest

Woodiest is a word created by a French teacher while describing how good France is. She intended it to be the superlative form of 'woody' however it could be heavily misconstrewed...

"Lorraine is one of the woodiest regions of France."

by DashingDexterity April 30, 2015

taken to the woodshed

1. To be given a spanking

2. To be taught a lesson, defeated, or embarrassed like you got spanked.

1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!

2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.

by NoSugar April 10, 2022

Woodsian

A screw up of epic proportions, likely to cause misery in one's life and not soon to be forgotten.

"Man, my wife found my stash of midget porn...there had to be 100 films hidden in my trunk."

"Wow...that's down right Woodsian."

Or:

"I'm in it deep...I was humping my wife and called out her twin's name...we're talking Woodsian trouble, dude."

by LickYourLaugh December 10, 2009