Waking Up in Vegas

Verb

- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.

Waking up:

- In bed with your best friend's girl.

- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.

- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.

- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.

- Etc

by Lil' B1 July 30, 2009

working vagina

A woman, who rather than getting a job producing money, produces children, locking her poor husband into unending debt and misery. Normally seen in the wild at shopping malls, starbucks, or driving in her oversized SUV guzzling gas and polluting the environment with more children and an ever expanding carbon footprint.

The working vagina's are out in force on black friday.

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

waking the cadaver

An American deathcore band. But not JUST a deathcore band, but a BR00TAL deathcore band, which generally involves taking the sheer intensity and talent of brutal death metal with the gayness of deathcore to get something much worse than the original 'core genre.

They have annoying vocals, bearable guitars, an annoying snare drum and inaudible bass. Oh and they're not goregrind (this is what scene kids think to be rebellious. This system has a parallel to those of people thinking Slipknot is death metal.)

I get annoying with the scene people at school wearing Bring Me The Horizon shirts, but if Waking the Cadaver becomes popular I swear I will murder them.

by The Aborted Crew March 4, 2009

wozing

That act of playing WAR OF ZHUL which is a special content release by rampid gaming for their game outwar.

<+Ben|> i need an excuse for my gf tonight as to why i cant come over (football isnt gonna work) you got any ideas?
<&flipsyde> just tell her you were wozing.

by bellaling October 6, 2009

wooing

Impressing ridiculously and leaving said impressed person in COMPLETE AWE.

Person One: So i hear you asked out Lexie.
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!

by feliciakathleen May 24, 2011

working for the president

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)

Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.

by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008

waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.

When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.

by bookishbedfellow June 20, 2016