by fuster_cluck July 12, 2009
Get the woftware mug.A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
by Realfisher November 14, 2021
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Get the Mad-Wafting mug.A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'
'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'
'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'
'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'
by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014
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by sea_man_35 November 19, 2007
Get the wally woofter mug.by Kyle Condie September 19, 2008
Get the womft mug.acronym for the Worst of All Time.
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1.Used seriously or loosely to desribe a person, place, thing, event, etc. that tops the charts as being the worst...of all time
noun
1.Used seriously or loosely to desribe a person, place, thing, event, etc. that tops the charts as being the worst...of all time
Being forced by our woat swim coach to swim one mile in the ocean, which was infested with deadly manowar jellyfish, was the woat!
by whootywhoo2010 September 9, 2010
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