Wiggler

A gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. Unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

Wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.

Barry: Hey Larry, fancy coming down to cell block C? I heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
Larry: Yeah, why not.

by Clarkey July 5, 2004

wingers

the state of having sauce covered fingers during the consumption of chicken wings

"i can't text right now, i've got wingers"
"dude, i need a napkin for my wingers"
"i have to type with my pinkies cause of my wingers"

by j0nthegreat October 18, 2013

winger

When you unknowingly hook up with a 17 year old.

I hate house parties, I always end up pulling a winger.

by Sebastian Nebula December 28, 2010

Wingered

1.) To be tricked into clicking on a link of a picture of artwork by Doug Winger.
2.) To link one of Doug Winger's drawing in a forum argument to indicate your epeen is larger than your opponent's. This is usually done after an especially good point is made to signal victory.

(Doug Winger is a furry artist who typically draws hermaphrodites with excessively large genitalia.)

Bob stopped going on forums after he had nightmares about how many times he'd been Wingered.

by Achilliez June 12, 2008

Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.

Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

stiff wiggler

a boner or erection; an erect penis

Last night when my girlfriend took off her clothes I got a stiff wiggler.

by gasspaddle50 April 18, 2009

fannie winkler

One who is typically referred to or is in association with a winkler of fannies.

If Olan lays his stones out in the open, and Franklin decides to dis regard Olan's feelings by throwing his stones, Franklin would then be a fannie winkler.

by Olaneos Rogereros March 7, 2014