wind, rain and lava

The act of farting (wind), pissing (rain), and shitting(lava) on another person.

Mr. Gentile likes to order the wind, rain and lava special from the hookers on forest avenue.

by Nasotang December 9, 2007

wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.

Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.

by Nic March 22, 2005

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Wind Ensemble

Noun - A militaristic performance bootcamp built for the sole purpose of drilling music into the heads of once wonderful students.

Wind Ensemble is the inferior band.
Wind Ensemble is torture, whereas Symphonic is paradise.

Wind Ensemble Kid: Aw dam I wish I was in Symphonic Band, it’s so much better.

by Americairo May 19, 2020

wind-up

Mainly UK, especially south-east England. (v) To use information (true or fictional) to provoke, tease or deceive. (v) To invent with the intent of conning. (n)A deceptive or provocative act. A "Wind-up merchant" is somebody who is disposed to wind others up, a habitual liar, or prankster. Origin: from the act of winding a clock or other clockwork device.

"He claimed he had been in the SAS, but it was just a wind-up." "Bob would wind Mike up by claiming he'd slept with Mike's girlfriend" "That blokes a wind-up merchant" "It seemed at first glance to be two mathematicians arguing number theory, but it was a wind-up - they were just talking nonsense, it turned out."

by CJ2222 October 1, 2005

wind shitter

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends

yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game

by Not Akashi 117 April 2, 2022

Wind yer neck in

A beautiful Northern Irish expression used when a person is either talkin crap or boasting.

Guy: Yeah i got into the VIP room last night!
Me: Aye Wind yer neck in lawwd, I always get in!

Me: Thats nine GCSE's i got! Wooh!
My Da: Wind yer neck in love, bella got 11.

by MichelinMann October 16, 2008