Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018

pulling a wilt

having sex with more than three girls in the same day.
if you have done this, you should probably go right a book about it.

man: what'd you do last weekend?

guy: busy pulling a wilt

man: you're a true hero.

by Jason Israel March 10, 2008

wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.

"Yo wilted skull me"

by psuedolarp August 2, 2025

cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.

“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021

Cyrus Wilt

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.

Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.

by AnonColler January 3, 2024

WILT

Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"

"WILT. That means I won't ingest lunch today, skipped it."
- Ryoshu

by Memimuer March 22, 2023

Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.

Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."

by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025