Wilting Lilly

This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.
Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?

Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.

Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.

Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?

Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.

Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.

See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023
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Wilting

The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.
Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.
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WILT

Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"
"WILT. That means I won't ingest lunch today, skipped it."
- Ryoshu
by Memimuer March 22, 2023
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cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.
Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”
by 3BigBootyBitches September 07, 2021
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Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin
"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."
by Fu kingcheese April 22, 2018
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