wifed

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

by Lamon Dehnke August 4, 2005

wifferwaffer

stupid retarted (not specifically mentally retarted) person who shits all over themself

tim is the biggest wifferwaffer around, you can smell him from a mile away

by patty dizz February 23, 2006

wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008

Wifedom

The state of being a wife.

Happy anniversary to my husband! These 12 years of wifedom have been blissful!

by efamilyusa May 16, 2010

whiffed

when an air bubble travels up the shaft of your penis

Awe dude i totally just whiffed myself.

by klepto614 December 16, 2010

Beverly Hills Wiffer

You begin by doing a snobby girl from behind in the Vgine. Then you proceed to stick two fingers in the boot and scoop out some stoof. Finally you take your shit covered fingers, reach around, and plug her nostrils. After committing this hanus act, You say, "Who's shit stinks now bitch?"

"I was tapping that really stuck up bitch, Sayegh's Mom, and I gave her a beverly hills wiffer.

by Chicken Hunter696969696969696969 May 4, 2005

Wiffen

The act of buring your nose into a persons ass hole as they are farting and or shitting

Oh man this bitch was so gross she wanted me to Wiffen her I threw up and left

by CNF6666 July 1, 2016