whining

Any and everything that even remotely resembles a complaint in the eyes of those who simply can't and/or shan't be bothered.

Child: I gave it a lot of thought this morning and I was wondering if I could have a cookie for breakfast, even if just this once.

Mom: STOP FUCKING WHINING, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

by TS Emmaraye May 28, 2015

buffalo winging

Male homosexual sex practice. One sex parter covers his penis in hot sauce, the other covers his penis in blue cheese dressing. The sex partners go on to slam their penises against each other in a sword-fight like manner until they climax.

Michael and I are trying out new things to spice up our sex life. Last night we were buffalo winging each other until he came all over my thigh. My balls still smell like hot sauce.

by ThatCouldBeAWord October 28, 2010

ur-whining

- To complain unfairly about bad beats in poker. For example, "I had a pair of deuces and he matched his ace on the river. How could he call with 4 to 1 pot odds?!". Although this phenomenon is most prominently associated with Phil Hellmuth, it is believed to be named after World Poker Tour player Phil Irwin.
- Also, repetitive complaints about insubstantial issues

Friday night's game was great. But I got tired of all of the ur-whining.

by Adam Bl June 11, 2006

Winging on the wing-wang

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

by Wingman 15 December 25, 2016

whining

The act of complaining and bitching, frequently consists in a high-pitched and earsplitting sound. Whining is a total kill-joy.
No one wants to have a whiner at a party.

Colin: Why am I so fat? Wahhhh. Why can't I stop complaining! Wahhh

Me: Quit your whining and bitching, Colin.

by MandersIzdabombdizzle November 28, 2011

dirty whining

To be extremely close to someone's butt whether on purpose or accident.

*Man stands up in front of Kevin with butt in face*

Everyone: "Oh snap! Kevin is dirty whining!"

by T. Jxck November 26, 2015

type whining

Type whining- To spell out all or most of your words, as if you were whining. very annoying because It takes up alot of space, and you realize you are actually HEARING exactly what it would REALLY sounds like when you read it. Esp when it's someone you know that actually talks like that. (and who likes to hear someone WHINE) iritating, not pleasant to the eer, as your hearing it in you're head

"uuuuuuuhhhhhhh. But, weeeee've got to doo ssssooooooomethiiiiiiiiiigg this weeeeeeekeeeennddd." "nnooooooo, i'm notttt type whining." (except type whining would be spelled...type whiiiiiinnniiiiiiiiiinggggg

by meanmine August 29, 2011