whelk

A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.

- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!

- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!

by Timaios September 29, 2018

Whemp

To Whemp - Verb. Whemping is the act of waiting for the shower to heat up.

'I was just brushing my teeth whilst I was whemping'

'Do you ever dance around whilst you whemp?'

'I wanna have a shower but i cant be bothered to whemp for it'

by Postmilk April 29, 2019

whelp

interjection. A remark, generally thought of as southern slang, that is derived from the word "Well" and also used in its stead in order to lead one into another sentence that may continue a paused conversation/story or be used to signify the conclusion of one. Where as pronunciation of "Well" can be drawn out, "Whelp" is strictly pronounced very quickly and with a slight rising-inflection.

a. Whelp, the barn is on fire, I lost my cell phone, and my girlfriend is cheating on me with a clown. Today's been so-so, I s'pose.

b. Yea, so I say to her "You better have my money, or Santa Clause might come to town, ON YOUR ARSE!" *entire posse laughs , and suddenly a the story-teller's wife walks into the bar, brief pause as everyone looks at her* Whelp, time for me to getting home I s'pose.

(Robin is caught in bed with another man by Batman)
c. Robin: I guess the cat's out of the bag...
Batman: Whelp, that sure does explain a lot.

by abel tesfay December 20, 2006

Whesme

An akward turtle situation where someone is embarrased infront of lots of fit boys/girls.

or

like nub sex where esme is trying to do the worm for the first time. you are then a break-dancing virgin and look like a beached whale.

i.e. Oh my god did you see that girl at the party last night she was a total whesme.

by we're the whales, and we're having a whale of a time!!!! May 17, 2008

Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

Whell

A blank thought.
No comment

Did you wreck my car? ur first thought: whell
Did u let ur boss know ur not goin in? thought: whell

by jurst sturrff December 4, 2010

Wheelmoon

To wheelmoon is to tell old news. Wheelmooning ones self is showing your behind the times. It comes from the invention of the wheel and the moonlanding.

-did you here about 9/11?
-oh, you just wheelmooned the fuck out of yourself

by Lick-a-backey-em' February 27, 2009