weinzettel

n - The action of burping, sneezing, and queefing at the same time during Secondary Drug and Health Education

Marlon: "Damn, what's that smell!?"
Lydia: "By golly, I think I just weinzetteled!"
Clefto: "HOLY SHIT, YOU DID JUST WEINZETTEL!"

by Nigel Short December 19, 2005

Weitzel

Described in legend as "being born of Rangel and Stamos". This has been widely interpretted as a work of prehistoric (possibly gay) genetic engineering, fusing the genes of Rangel and John Stamos into one being. The result was named Weitzel, the appearance of John Stamos, with the stench of Rangel.

Stories of Weitzel include acts of heroism and gayness, always ending with being eaten by Bill Cosby (in many different forms of edibles). Weitzel is love-stricken by the sight of Grunder (AKA: Sandusky). The pursuits of Grunder's companionship is a recurring theme in the legend. Weitzel's good looks attract Grunder, but horrible odor makes his company unbearable. Weitzel eventually wins the heart of Grunder through the medieval mating ritual known today as "cock socket".

In common terms, a Weitzel is used to describe a person with an excellent quality, but a negative downside.

"Ugh, Brett Wilson is such a Weitzel. So hot, but so gay."

by thethunder September 24, 2012

wetzell

One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.

Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.

by iamthemothereffinmanzor January 9, 2009

Weitzer

Anyone named Ryan Weitzer most definitely has the smallest penis that the world has ever seen. He likes to make out with Berkley and spend $2 million on FIFA.

Damn that Weitzer over there has a really small cock!

by #1 Weitzer Hater January 27, 2024

weiter

Weiter is the very localised South African word used mainly in the Durban suburbs or saying hello.

Weiter bru, how's things

by Sparkman October 1, 2004

Weinzeye

The plural of the word Weins

Dude he sucked those weinzeye so hard!!!

by BabySqueebler January 2, 2010

Weinzenbach

intransitive verb
: to eat to excess

— weizenbacher\ noun

"Weinzenbach"

When I'm tired or stressed, I tend to Weizenbach.

<because he watches his diet for most of the year, he feels free to weizenbach during the holidays>

Man I really weizenbached on those burgers

by Panzerhozen November 2, 2011