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Described in legend as "being born of Rangel and Stamos". This has been widely interpretted as a work of prehistoric (possibly gay) genetic engineering, fusing the genes of Rangel and John Stamos into one being. The result was named Weitzel, the appearance of John Stamos, with the stench of Rangel.

Stories of Weitzel include acts of heroism and gayness, always ending with being eaten by Bill Cosby (in many different forms of edibles). Weitzel is love-stricken by the sight of Grunder (AKA: Sandusky). The pursuits of Grunder's companionship is a recurring theme in the legend. Weitzel's good looks attract Grunder, but horrible odor makes his company unbearable. Weitzel eventually wins the heart of Grunder through the medieval mating ritual known today as "cock socket".

In common terms, a Weitzel is used to describe a person with an excellent quality, but a negative downside.
"Ugh, Brett Wilson is such a Weitzel. So hot, but so gay."
by thethunder September 24, 2012
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