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weenis

A word I made up, that I was unaware others made up too. I made it up when somebody I know said that a hot dog looked like a penis. My intention was to use the word as a joke and play a prank on both my brother and my parents by having my brother ask my parents what a weenis was because it sounds like it might be an obscene word, but it really isn't in the general dictionary.
"Hey Dad, what's a weenis?," asked my brother.
"There is no such thing." Said my Dad, frustatingly.
Quietly, I laughed, knowing I had once again succeeded in one of my pranks.
by JoshuaM December 28, 2005
mugGet the weenismug.

weenis

oh man, I just stubbed my weenis
by Torie Bish June 24, 2008
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weenis

a combination of weiner and penis, it's someone who is not not quite being a dick but acting a little more lame than being a weiner.
Nadine is being such a weenis today, which is no surprise cause she is the original weenis!
by godfather2069 August 26, 2009
mugGet the weenismug.

weenis

a robotic penis; or what a humanoid robot would be assumed to have if it had a penis.
Monroe said he would use his camel clutch technique on any robot fighter, taking care not to make contact with the weenis.
by FistDeath October 30, 2003
mugGet the weenismug.

weenis

the skin between your thumb and forefinger
ack! you bit my weenis!!! or. i have a weenis.
by Aria July 12, 2003
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weenis

An unusually small penis.
I know it's a boy because I saw his weenis during the sonogram.
by guibert August 4, 2009
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weenie

noun: military in origin, derisive term for a personal or administrative assistant to a flag-grade officer (colonels, generals, navy captains or admirals). The term refers to a support or staff role, as opposed to an individual in a line or operations position in an organization. In the corporate world, this term may refer to someone in a personnel/human resources or accounting role, as opposed to someone in a sales, manufacturing, or engineering role.
"The HR weenies that come up with these policies have never set foot in a customer's facility. No wonder they don't have a clue..."
by speedstan February 23, 2010
mugGet the weeniemug.

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