Sonogram
A sonogram is difference
Sonogram is beautiful
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faking a sonogram
Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.
-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
faking a sonogram by utahutes January 28, 2009
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Mexican Sonogram
A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
Mexican Sonogram by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022
sonographer
known for brains and beauty. A sonographer preforms better in the dark. A sonographer has impeccable skills when it comes to handling a "package" and will even get the job done in 30 minutes or less.
sonographer by briteiz01 February 4, 2010
Mexican Sonagram
When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.
guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?
guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.
guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.
Mexican Sonagram by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009
sonography
Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.
sonography by metawave January 24, 2019
cardiac sonographer
cardiac sonographer by JumpingMarril January 21, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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