girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night?
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
by JuliaNoelle July 18, 2008
Despite popular belief there is one TRUE meaning to Weenis. I will submit a short segment from an essay I wrote on the matter.
"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
by John - Gordon November 20, 2005
The combination of "penis" and "weiner" used to describe a penis. NOT to be confused with the word's unfortunate actual definition which is no longer used, that happens to mean a hangy bit of skin between two bones.
by Big Black Boo April 02, 2011
if weenis pulled too hard it might leave a mark and that wouldnt be good. Weenis is a word that no body can freak out on you because they say it is grose and that you shouldnt use that kind of laugnuage. So go ahead say weenis as much as you wont (weenis, weenis, weenis)
by Shelb July 25, 2006
by The Weenis Commander January 28, 2007
Rodge: Hey Barry, can I squeeze your weenis?
Barry: Uhh, get the fuck away from me.
Rodge: Dude, stop being a fag its so much fun.
Barry: Uhh, get the fuck away from me.
Rodge: Dude, stop being a fag its so much fun.
by Dino Marino August 09, 2009
Sep 12 trending
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- 26. by the way
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