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When a guys ' junk ' is smaller than average.
girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night?
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
by JuliaNoelle July 18, 2008
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Despite popular belief there is one TRUE meaning to Weenis. I will submit a short segment from an essay I wrote on the matter.

"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
My weenis needs lotion rubbed on it
by John - Gordon November 20, 2005
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The combination of "penis" and "weiner" used to describe a penis. NOT to be confused with the word's unfortunate actual definition which is no longer used, that happens to mean a hangy bit of skin between two bones.
Girl in porn: "Let me suck on your big fat peenie weenis...!"
by Big Black Boo April 02, 2011
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The weenis a peice of skin on the elbow
if weenis pulled too hard it might leave a mark and that wouldnt be good. Weenis is a word that no body can freak out on you because they say it is grose and that you shouldnt use that kind of laugnuage. So go ahead say weenis as much as you wont (weenis, weenis, weenis)
by Shelb July 25, 2006
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Is the foreskin of you elbow. AKA your Rumpleforeskin.AKA your relbow.
Hey lady,
Have you ever had your weenis licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?
by The Weenis Commander January 28, 2007
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The loose skin on one's elbow. For some reason the weenis doesn't feel any pain.
Rodge: Hey Barry, can I squeeze your weenis?

Barry: Uhh, get the fuck away from me.

Rodge: Dude, stop being a fag its so much fun.
by Dino Marino August 09, 2009
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