Wazzle Wand

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

by IsaacHunt May 3, 2014

Throat Wabler

Characterized by the action of Throat Wabling which generally occurs during the second and third stages of oral fornication.

A Throat Wabler is essentially embodied by rapidly inserting a penis deeply into a throat with the intent of creating movement visible externally, on the neck.

One night I was in my boxers and feeling a little lonely. Then I heard someone knocking in the door, so I sauntered on over and opened it, and standing there stark naked was Nate, and he looked very pleased. He looked at me with such a seducing look in his eyes then pushed me onto the bed. He then proceeded to throat wable me all night long. He was the best throat wabler I've ever had!

by NiggaNate July 22, 2007

wazzle

A wank, to masturbate.

We didn't have sex, so I had a wazzle.

by thebiggestd July 12, 2010

Snizzle Wazzle

An attractive phallic object, often used in situations where magic is otherwise involved.

"Oh my, now there's a nice snizzle wazzle."

by quetf November 13, 2006

Wazzled

Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

by B e z z a July 26, 2006

Wabbler

A person who changes or wabbles between the colours to die their hair. They normaly die of liver cancer because of all the hair die.

mia say's 'My hair was blonde last week, now its red!!!!!'

dani say's 'that girls a wabbler, i hope she don't get liver cancer'

by letti ;P December 19, 2009

Weazle Wazzle

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

by Scott November 20, 2003