weazle 

A guy that plays around and finds humor in almost everything, he is very popular and is a very loyal friend that always had their friends back

My friend is so helpful he's a weazle

weazle by Weazle123 July 20, 2017

weazle snauf 

a short creature with a tuft of hair and pointy ears, usually green with a squiggley mouth. Indigenous to the mamothly large caves of Wake. (An island in the mid Pacific Ocean)

"Holy be-jesus look its a weazle snauf!"

weazle snauf by weazler August 5, 2009

Weazle Wazzle 

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

Weazle Wazzle by Scott November 20, 2003

Pop Goes The Weazle 

While having an erection you pull your dick down and let go.

pop goes the weazle- I knocked someone out last night I pulled my dick down let go and it hit someone in the chin Knocking them out! K.O.

Pop Goes The Weazle by Rbomb04 May 17, 2016

George Weasley 

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.

George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014

Fred Weasley 

Awesome character in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is the twin of George Weasley, and the brother of Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron, and Ginny Weasley. He will be deeply missed.

I cried so hard when Fred Weasley died in Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows!!!

Fred Weasley by danserfille April 3, 2011

Fred Weasley 

a very good looking man totally not a fictional character

me: I love Fred Weasley sm ong
someone: isn't he fictio-
me- NO NO HE IS NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

someone- he's literally fictional
me- i shift realities

someone- oh

Fred Weasley by skye asf🙏‼️ January 8, 2021