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Waman

A player that Danny Aaron would marry

Danny dream would be if Waksman and king kazu had a baby
WAMANNNNNNNM
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Waylan

A badass motherfucker who is hung like a mule! He hates fried cheese and playing piano.. love being with woman named lacey. All women love him and thinks he is great in bed.
Look at that awesome guy, his name must be waylan
by Blackhammer3 December 20, 2016
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Wyman

normally named after a real sexy man. some one who is full of ambition.smart,should become a presidendt or prince. the sexiest guy in the school....
hey have you seen wyman stewart..."he's bangin"
by why-man June 8, 2009
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Wayland

A town a few miles from Boston that is known it's legendary swim, soccer, and football teams. It is also known for it's tendency to never cancel any fucking school.
And finally Wayland is known for it's separation of north (Rich) and south (middle class) of the town.
Sudbury person: haha snow day bitches!
Wayland person: You lucky little prick!
by csm1106 January 3, 2015
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Wayane

A group of highly uneducated Ethiopian politicians who in 1998 sent tens of thousands of Ethiopians to their early graves in a world war two style border conflict with neighbouring Eritrea.
The Wayane Regime expelled thousands of Eritreans and Ethiopians with Eritrean background from the country because of the color of their eyes.
by Henok Ghebrezghi May 13, 2005
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Warman

Warman (also known as WARMAN or W.A.R.M.A.N.) is a fictional character created by 20th century poet - Aidulf Noyes.

Noyes created Warman shortly after meeting a soldier in the trenches of WW2 in France. It is said that Noyes and this unknown soldier were having a hard time surviving the tourment of the trenches and that the soldier went mad. It is then recounted by Noyes that the soldier leaped out of the trench and screamed "WARMAN" while running in a T-line towards the opposing Axis trench. Noyes wrote in his field-journal:

"it was strange, the soldier leaped from the trench and started screaming out "WARMAN!!" while darting directly towards the trench, he was armed with an M1-Garand rifle and held down the trigger while charging alone at them, as if he had an Automatic weapon in his hands! The garand obviously only fired one round at the enemy and entirely missed them as he was flailing the rifle about while running."

Obviously, the soldier was almost instantly shot down by a German sniper emplacement. But the solider attempted to collect his scattered brain matter and continue charging at the trench in his last moments before falling lifelessly onto the battlefield

Noyes was inspired by this act of carelessness and bravery, and decided to lay down in the trench and write the following poem

"Warman

He doesn't give a damn about what he wears.

Warman

And he doesn't give a shit about his God damned hair

Warman

Yeah, terrorism losers, stop your affairs

Warman, Warman.

Fuck Yeah"

Noyes died of AIDS the following week and the poem was passed down as the years went on.

Today, the Warman Legend primarily lives on in the hearts of the Metal Gear Solid 3 fans, who dress the character controlled by the player in the game as Warman. This is as Aidulf Noyes described him in later written poems:

"He wears camouflaged baggy combat pants, with kick-ass boots...and a bandanna...he also wears no shirt, and instead has his suspenders on, keeping his pants on...he is masculine and has the American Flag painted on his face...oh yeah, and he's got an eye-patch"

This image can be created on Big Boss in the 3rd installment of the Metal Gear Solid series, Snake Eater.

Also, like the soldier who Noyes wrote of, Warman must ALWAYS use automatic weaponry, if automatic weaponry is not available by whatever means, warman must pretend that a semi-automatic or even entirely manually-cocked weaponry is indeed automatic weaponry, and the trigger must be held down, as if the gun is fired Automatically...this cannot be stressed enough.

Warman can only run, just like the soldier that Noyes knew. He can also only eat Rats, as they had to in the trenches. He can, also...throw snakes at enemy soldiers because it's something that the soldier probably would've done if possible.
Boyfriend: Baby, shall we play some "warman"?
Girlfriend: Sure, Babe. Get your finger out of my ass and let's hook up the ps2.
by Aidsky Romero January 20, 2008
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Waymond

Waymond is the best guy on the whole world. Moreover, he's the guy I love and want to be with. And as far as I know he feels the same way about me.
Waymond means love, happiness, safety and extra cheese. Is smart, handsome, totally hawt, caring, loving and kinky. Can be associated with Effie, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, scented candles and bath with lots of bubbles.
And oh, Waymond has nothing to do with so called Raymond style. Oh no. Trust me. I know.
me&Waymond want to buy some watewpwoof sheets.

I can't wait to see Waymond in his kilt.

Waymond+Effie=<3
by evalyen July 16, 2008
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