Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

by dablord107 April 21, 2019

ghost wang

The result of somebody drawing a penis on your homework, report, etc. very dark so that when it is erased, it leaves behind a semi-visible drawing of a penis that haunts the paper forever.

My chemistry teacher would not accept the paper I had handed in; it had a ghost wang on it.

by Jimmy Borracho April 2, 2007

wangstrom

The unit for a standard size penis. This differs from generation to generation, much like an evaluation of IQ.

Girl 1: I'm sort of interested in this Ron, but I've heard some pretty tall tales about him. You know...sexual things.

Girl 2: They're all true. I dated him for a few months. He's about two wangstroms downstairs. If you know what I mean.

Girl 1: I'm totally going for him then.

by Hellofaday February 4, 2008

Wangaboy

Someone who weekendly indulges in grams and grams of cocaine then reminises bout old school times and how he was hard and would knock u out.

"Damn muthafuckas who invited wangaboy guy again??"

WB: "Wangaboy tell a story"
K: " Shit, back off Wangaboy"

by Kenobo December 13, 2008

Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010

Schwang Wang Wang

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."

Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by TYT Army January 23, 2011

Emperor Wang

The name belonging to the musical duo of Joe Pantelon and Samuel Sexchange

There are currently aproximately 6 copies of the debut album '7 Deadly Rims' officially released at Caroline's party in May 2006, and there is also a limited edition "Bum Hole EP" of which only three copies were produced and released to a short list of fans.

If you would like to request any Emperor Wang material (music, track lists etc.) or any further information regarding the band please send an email to [e-mail].

Some of Emperor Wangs Songs:
Bondage Queen (Mizbar's Cum Gullet) - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
Bum Hole Song - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
I Think I Need A Poo - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP

by Mr Ram July 29, 2008