WWJD

1. "What Would Jesus Do?" It's a reminder for Christians because Jesus is supposed to be the perfect model for anyone. So before you do something, think "What Would Jesus Do?"
2. "What Would Japetto Do?" (Simpsons)

Homer Simpson shows the family his "WWJD" bracelet.
Lisa: That's right, dad. What would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus? I thought it was Giapetto!

by Ohenry July 20, 2005

wwcd

WWCD stands for winner winner chicken dinner.

Full boat. WWCD.

by definite lee September 26, 2008

WWJD

Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".

WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 27, 2009

wwjd

"world wide jewish domination" MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

wwbjd

acronym for What Would Baby Jesus Do?

i feel like im trapped in a river of sorrow
wwbjd?

by littlemanneb April 24, 2011

wwjcd

Abbreveation for «What would Jack and Chrissy do?» This was mentioned in an episode of Friends by Chandler when a misunderstanding led to a comical situation, which happened in almost every episode of Three's Company back in the '70.

Chandler: «WWJCD?»

by tvgeek January 28, 2012

wwjd

What would Jesus do? What you say to someone who's about to beat the crap outta you, in the vague hope that he goes to church on Sunday. Also seen on the butt of Elias in Clerks 2 after a night of beer, skunk, and masturbating to a display of beastiality, sorry, inter-species erotica. Hmmm...if beer and skunk is the answer answer to wwjd, I might start going back to church.

man: I can't believe it...you and my...mother?
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven

by pnut.blue October 12, 2006