Woodwardian

To be glaringly arrogant and opportunistic under a strictly liberal lens. Named after Bob Woodward the Ur-Woodwardian.

The "Reagan Democrats" in the Eighties were proto-Woodwardians.

A democrat who is anti Obama after voting for him is a typical woodwardian.

by Carl Bernstein February 10, 2010

dustin woodward

often fat and stinky, usually walmart employee that raises raccoons, public hair growth from the chin. He resembles a "matt scott."

"dude my asshole looks like a dustin woodward"

by sdkljfl;asj October 9, 2008

Woodward

A perverted old man that looks like a garden gnome. He has a ridiculous amount of dandruff and body odor. A Woodward also loves to discuss the woman’s anatomy, though it’s highly likely the only vagina he has ever had, he purchased. He will try to make women envious of him by discussing his planes, boats, and expensive properties. However, no self respecting lady would give that scum bag the time of day.

That old geezer is a real Woodward!!

by Sebastianstrikesagain June 14, 2018

Woodward

What is the word for going backward but thinking you're moving forward? Oh right, Woodward.

You mentioned with the changes you made will bring us forward and progress but all this actions and talks are becoming woodward!

by Firdauz Haris September 24, 2019

Woodward

1. (noun) person/place/object that is out of the way and that no one knows about, comes from "out of the woodwork"
2. (adj) random, irrelevant

Person 1: Hey man, let's go camping for the weekend!
Person 2: NO WAY DUDE I'M NOT TRYING TO GO TO THE WOODWARD

by newgirlfan August 18, 2015

Riley Woodarded

when you are being overtly and indirectly sexualized or made uncomfortable by an action that is justified by "creatives"

Is that the shrek snapchat filter macking on me ? Just got Riley Woodarded."

by eclectic_fart_69 April 11, 2024

Woodward

A dude that is known for staring at girls + boys, and is also a lil shit that screams at you if you don’t have you’re work done he needs to retire (:

Student: hey mr. Woodward I left my hw at home can I bring it tomorrow? Woody: no boy you are too late you need to do you’re work earlier = whole lecture infront of class🤦 ♀️

by Brubrubru333 August 22, 2018