Whistling pig

Whistling pig is not an unusual activity among us. But what makes it interesting is why pigs whistle? This question has been puzzling us for centuries. The answer that scientists have found is pigs whistle because they are happy. Most pigs live in a rectangular steel cage everyday; they don’t have entertainment; what they can do is just to eat. Once they have done the eating, the only thing they can do is to whistle. And whistle can help them to relax and the most important function is to help their digest

Whistling pig

by Whistling pig August 31, 2009

Whistling Dixie

Giving a blowjob in the South.

"Where've you been Delilah? Out back again with that no good boyfriend , Whistling Dixie?"

by Stephen McCormick February 14, 2015

Whistling Dixie

When a co-worker whistles nonstop all day long. And they are in close proximity to you.

Frank is so fucking annoying, he's been a regular Whistling Dixie all day.

by taintasaurus April 27, 2006

whistling masturbator

A human who whistles while masturbating.

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.

by Ernest Peabody August 6, 2006

Whistling Dixie

A rimjob from a diesel truck's exhaust that results in a whistling noise (similar to the sound made when you blow across the top of a glass bottle).

Colton's butthole looks like he's been whistling dixie all night.

by Nursebilly December 2, 2017

whistling dixie

the particular high achieved by taking mushrooms (more commonly refered to as "tripping shrooms").

when you trip on shrooms you whistle dixie, or you ARE whistling dixie.

(if you've done shrooms you understand.)

by FEvER PITCH April 29, 2006

whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)

i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

by michael foolsley June 5, 2011