Wedgie 

The act of having one's tighty whities (briefs) or boxers yanked up and down until they are securely wedged between one's butt cheeks. Usually done by males as an act of embarassment, pain, initiation, fun, or a sign of power.

John gave me a wedgie that was so big, I had to dig the tighty whities out of my rear for hours !

Wedgie by WhiteyWearer December 28, 2005

wedgie 

the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an atomic wedgie is where they get the elastic over your head, a hanging wedgie is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a melvin is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a mervin is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny

one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now

wedgie by random person11111111 October 26, 2006

Wedgie 

When someone pulls your underwear so high up your butt it takes a week to get it all out.

This is my story as a high school freshman. I did survive the following events, and they are 100% true, no matter what.
The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.

Wedgie by extremewedgie March 19, 2009

Wedgie 

A wedgie is a punishment for losers, dorks, nerds, geeks, and tighty whitey wearers. It's when you get your underwear pulled all the way up your buttcrack.

At school after class the bully asked me to do his homework or else. I refused and said 'get a brain I'm not your slave!' Immediately he dragged me to the bathroom and bet me up, swirlies, and took all my clothes off except my white strong tighty whiteys. He laughed out loud and said 'tighty whiteys? You're fucked'. He gave me atomic wedgies, texas wedgies, hanging wedgies, jock locks and you name it. He got all my clothes except my briefs and flushed them down the toilet. I cried! He said ok that's it for today nerd. He dragged me outside in only my briefs and avoided teachers seeing. He brought me to the flagpole and hooked my underwear to the string and hoisted me high, giving me a HUGE hanging wedgie. 3 hours after school a teacher saw me and she got me down. It sucked.

Wedgie by BulliedNerdAtSchool May 21, 2014

wedgie 

when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north

jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.

wedgie by derek January 22, 2005

Wedgie 

When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.

Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.

Wedgie by deadite3333 February 16, 2009

Wedgie 

The act of pulling on someone's underwear, whether as a joke or maliciously.

Types of wedgies

Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up.
Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up.
Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie.
Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook.
Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs.
Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie.
Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head.
Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting.
Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down.
Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head.
Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.

Wedgie by WedgieMonster67 October 25, 2011