Waldenshmack

Something so cool that you cant even imagine because theres nothing cooler!

Holy @#$% dude!!, that's Waldenshmack!!

by Bob Vila June 23, 2004

Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

walde

Quitting at someting that's not that hard, you're just too lazy to do anything about it.

Dude, this math question is too hard, i'm taking a walde

by Kreasj December 16, 2010

Walder Frey Abortion

When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.

If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.

by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015

waldening

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

by SovieD May 10, 2014

The Warden

A Minecraft mob being added to Minecraft in the "Caves and Cliffs Update". This mob can one-shot you if you don't wear armour and takes 7 hearts of damage with full netherite armour.

The Warden killed me and I lost all my loot.

by the1andonlydefinitiongiver1 October 8, 2020

Waldeck

The most swag lady killa you will ever meet, a trend setter of the times. Has a goofy playful personality, with an underlying heart of gold once you get to know them. Usually has dark hair, emerald green eyes with lots of tattoos and a nice six pack of abs. Outdoorsy type thats not afraid to take on mother nature. Dont piss off this one, they will fight to the death when protecting a loved one.

Check out Waldeck..that flow is on point with all the bitches

by RighteousSin August 27, 2019