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dumb waiter

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.
I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.
by ill-grass October 10, 2012
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Bitchy waiter

Annoying homo famous for posting pictures of kids and bitching on his blog. Known for having thousands of followers, most of them being Prius driving liberal servers with OCD.
The bitchy waiter got pissed at his table and posted a picture of their check and lame tip.
by idrisbkj May 11, 2014
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Dater Waiter

A Dater Waiter is friend who dates the person who broke up with you, and refuses (or can't/won't find) to date anyone else. This could be from to make you mad, trolling, or they had feeling for them before.
girl: i'm dumping you
boy: ok :(
friend: wanna date me instead
girl: sure
boy: you are such a Dater Waiter, man
by Den Dude February 13, 2022
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dumb waiter

I just got fired and I have nowhere to live.”
You’re such a dumb waiter.”
by Ro money February 6, 2023
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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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Gingerbread Water

Gingerbread Water Is Gingerbread Water 🗿🤝
Gingerbread Water🗿🤝”
by 444.vis August 14, 2022
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be like water

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.
“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....
by GS71 May 16, 2015
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