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Voltron Legendary Defender

Something that was really good until it got to a couple seasons *cough, cough, 7-8*that made it go down hill and made me cry till 3 a.m. and disappointed many people. But, personally, me and some of my friends liked it.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh, that show? Oof
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh no no no.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? That show made me cry till 3 a.m
Voltron Legendary Defender is a great show, well, untill season 7-8.
Voltron Legendary Defender is a remake of Voltron
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Voltron Up 

Group of three or more friends join forces to socialize, party, or flirt with potential mates.
Once Pete shouted, "Voltron Up," Marty and Steve overcame their slumbers and joined him in banter and cajolery.
Voltron Up by Donal Duggan March 25, 2011

Voltron Cock 

The result of two penis's after space docking is completed. They are now combined and locked into place forming an ultimate Voltron Cock.
Wow those two guys just used their dicks to make a Voltron cock.
Voltron Cock by max_traffic March 27, 2009

Voltron Watts

Voltron Watts stands as an iconic internet sensation, renowned for his incredible presence and unmatched charisma. He's not just a firefighter; he embodies the epitome of bravery and strength, earning him the title of the nation's most formidable hero. His fame in the online realm eclipses all but a select few, with a following that rivals even the likes of Taylor Swift. Discover the legend, witness the allure, and join the legion of fans who celebrate Voltron Watts as a true internet powerhouse
Hey look! It’s Voltron Watts, he’s HOT!

Cocaine Voltron 

A group orgy involving the use of cocaine. There comes a point when everyone meshes together and becomes one.
When we go to Vegas next year we're going to form a Cocaine Voltron.
Cocaine Voltron by Bryter August 28, 2012

Drunk Bitch Voltron 

Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.

Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.

Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).

DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.

Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.

Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.

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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga

Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?

Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.

Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?

Person 1: How?

Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa

Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.

Person 2: That's what she said!

Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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forming voltron 

When lesbians have sex, more specifically scissoring
While at softball practice, things got out of hand and all the girls starting forming voltron.