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Lazy Volcano

The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.
"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."
by RapeFactory420 July 10, 2009
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volcano nipples

Angry red sticky-outy nipples, much like a volcano.
I am not showering with Vlad again, dude has volcano nipples.
by Dee Buttersnapps January 10, 2011
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Volcano Box

A woman's vagina or other orifice that is infected with a STD or venereal disease. Including but not limited to; Herpes & gonorrhea.
Stay away from Marie, she has a volcano box.

I need to get tested, that girl might have had a volcano box.
by Webster Miami August 13, 2009
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When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
by Nutt soar December 27, 2016
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Anal volcano

Pouring a can of Coke or Pepsi into someone's asshole and having them defecate an acidic shit solution back out.
Guy: "Trust me honey, it's ok, I was told diet soda creates a less painful anal volcano."
Girl: *muffles inaudible dialogue through a muzzle*
by fun4thewholefamily May 5, 2014
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Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.
Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
by poobicus August 21, 2010
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Voland

A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
by Arastide May 9, 2009
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