Visocsky

The most sweet extreme of last names... You can see Visocskys wearing wolf sweaters and rockin a beard mightier than chuck Norris.

I can tell by the huge bulge in that mans pants hes a Visocsky

by MuthafukinU February 9, 2010

beer visor

As one becomes progressively drunker, the beer visor lowers over one's eyes, making everyone look far more attractive than they actually are.
Similar to beer goggles, except that if you tip your head back far enough or lie horizontally, you should be able to see under the visor (which may be somewhat shocking if the gorgeous lady you were chatting up turns out to be a munter).

"Mate, The beer visor came down last night. I pulled a warthog."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

Jizzion Vison

A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.

Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!

Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?

Dude 1: Yeah ='(

by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009

mud visor

Commonly known as mud cap wiping. The act of post anal sex where a male stradles his partners neck to penis whip them in the eye to block out all harmful UV rays.

While Wilber was giving Laura a mud visor. He prematurely ejaculated temporarily crusting Laura's eyes shut.

by Mud button January 9, 2006

viscera

One of the members of WWE's "the ministry" along with gangrel, undertaker, mideon,the brood(edge and christian), and the apa(faarooq and bradshaw)

Viscera is one of WWE's best.

by Unknown May 13, 2005

vise

variant of 'revise'. to learn for the first time, usually just before an exam when you were meant to have known something months ago

shhh, he's trying to vise

by teppic January 26, 2006

Vistease

When a friend offers to give you a pirated version of Windows Vista, then claims to have lost the CD.

Kyle - "Hey Chad, can I get a Copy of Vista"

Chad - "Hell yea man, I will send it to ya!"

Kyle - "Thanks man"

Chad - "Oh Shit man I lost the CD"

Kyle - "Dude you are such a Vistease, Now I am going to stab you in the neck you faggot little bitch"

by Kyle C! December 9, 2007