Vaginally-Endowed Life Partner, a term coined by Tim Minchin in his tour "Tim Minchin and His Orchestra". He says he prefers that to "wife" because saying "my wife" sounds like he owns her.
by Fepe55 January 14, 2011
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The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.
The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.
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A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
by Velosarapture July 21, 2014
Get the Velosarapture mug.SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
Get the red velvet mug.A usually sexy Serbian man that has it all. The good looks, the smarts, and most of all Veljko's are the most athletic people since Hercules himself. Veljko's quite often are douche bags, but have what it takes to back it up. If you run across a Veljko once in your life consider yourself lucky. Watch out though, Veljko's tend to use their good looks to take advantage of you and make you give in to anything that Veljko wants or needs. All in all, if you are a Veljko i salute you. You are the greatest.
by Miodrag August 7, 2010
Get the Veljko mug.1. It's a sentence from Rome slang. It means a self-important persone, but in fact, a guy no one knows coming from a little town no one knows.
2. It could be used also to say "you know very well who"
2. It could be used also to say "you know very well who"
2. A husband comes back home and shuts the door. The wife asks: "Who is?" - the husband: "Fra Cazzo da Velletri" (= who else do you wonder it could be?)
by Clorophilla April 8, 2016
Get the Fra cazzo da Velletri mug.A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.
I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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