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VELP

Vaginally-Endowed Life Partner, a term coined by Tim Minchin in his tour "Tim Minchin and His Orchestra". He says he prefers that to "wife" because saying "my wife" sounds like he owns her.
My VELP and I have been together for seventeen years
by Fepe55 January 14, 2011
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velcroholic

"You do know you're a velcroholic?! What makes you think they'll let you on this year, look they're watching you!"

The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.
by F reshleaf April 16, 2022
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Velosarapture

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.
by Velosarapture July 21, 2014
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red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.
mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
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Veljko

A usually sexy Serbian man that has it all. The good looks, the smarts, and most of all Veljko's are the most athletic people since Hercules himself. Veljko's quite often are douche bags, but have what it takes to back it up. If you run across a Veljko once in your life consider yourself lucky. Watch out though, Veljko's tend to use their good looks to take advantage of you and make you give in to anything that Veljko wants or needs. All in all, if you are a Veljko i salute you. You are the greatest.
Veljko gave me the look... i couldn't bear it... i gave in and made his every wish true.
by Miodrag August 7, 2010
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Fra cazzo da Velletri

1. It's a sentence from Rome slang. It means a self-important persone, but in fact, a guy no one knows coming from a little town no one knows.
2. It could be used also to say "you know very well who"
2. A husband comes back home and shuts the door. The wife asks: "Who is?" - the husband: "Fra Cazzo da Velletri" (= who else do you wonder it could be?)
by Clorophilla April 8, 2016
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Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.
I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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