vermonter

one who lives in vermont. must have love for the maple leaf, phish, and subarus. does not include UVM out of state students who suddenly have vermont pride after one semester of getting stoned in burlington. see woodchuck.

the vermonter kindly used his tractor to plow main street after a record snowfall of two feet in eight hours.

by vermontgirl April 20, 2005

Vermontville, Michigan

Vermontville (noun): The smallest town in the state of Michigan without any meth labs. Instead, we have maple syrup farmers and lots of Amish people. Also known for the strange phenomenon of old abandoned sports cars appearing in the woods in places it would be impossible to drive to. Another fact: It is the source of some of the finest ganja in the state, which you can purchase from pretty much anybody who has baggy pants. located just east of Nashville, Michigan, which is quite similar except it has slightly fewer rednecks.

hey, man I'm makin a run down to Vermontville, Michigan for reasons that are none of your business, be back in a few hours.

by the guru of the purple flow February 23, 2011

VDemon

A woman who is unpleasant in personality, and promiscuous in bed. a VDemon.

That woman banged me, then blamed me for her breaking up with her boyfriend. What a VDemon.

by siffyhater November 9, 2011

Milton Vermont

A place were young hillbillies, rednecks and wiggers all get together at a local mobil(gas station) for hours showing off vehicles that there parents bought for them. everywhere you go in this 7 mile radius town you see beat-up rice burners and lifted trucks that should be in the junk yard. The town is full of 80 lb. crack-heads in nothing but shorts. there are more drugs here then anywhere else in vermont. Three trailer parks surround the town and everyone is related, but sleeping with each other.

Hey wanna go to Milton Vermont and get some drugs after we stop at the mobil to get some head from our sister?

by hunter1988 August 9, 2009

vermont

the whitest state ever. except if you go into burlington, then there's some diversity. but its about 98% white.

guy 1: wow, we've been here for 4 days and i dont think i've seen anyone who isnt white.
guy 2: we're in vermont, what the hell did you expect?

by kat22 December 31, 2010

vermont condom

going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy

we didnt have any rubbers so we used the vermont condom. hope someone upstairs looks out for me!

by Almost a Daddy July 22, 2008

University Of Vermont

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.

1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009