Valmoth

To use necromatic spells/abilities to protect oneself.

(Jason) Valmoths.

by Valmoth Galvador May 16, 2004

valethas

The act of consuming seminal fluid from a partner's posterior orafic following non-traditional quoitas.

It tasted so good as I did a valethas on him.

by Aesu October 1, 2007

Valeta-mae

Angelic...miracle child..beyond beautiful

Did you see that Valeta-mae???
Her beauty is uncomparable

by Mama's Angel Baby February 2, 2010

VOLMET

meteorological information for aircraft in flight.
Derived from french VOL METéorologique, flight meteo

VOLMET frequency is 126.2 MHz

by habdl January 22, 2014

valaeties

The act of masturbation on Valentines day.

I don't have a Valentine date, but I do celebrate valaeties.

by Darknut February 14, 2017

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019