Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Trump

A walking, talking version of the Annoying Orange

Dude, Mike is so annoying, he's practically a Trump

by NOMRAHofficial November 2, 2016

Fuck-it level

The level you reach when you are fed up with the world's bullshit, and you just stop caring about anything

After watching this presidential election, I've officially reached my fuck-it level

by NOMRAHofficial November 1, 2016