vaginity

a womans virginity

Julia: I lost my vaginity yesterday

Cassandra: ...ok

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick November 4, 2008

vaginitis

When vaginas flee from you, or the thought of you.pokemon card collectors seem to catch it.

"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."

by pandaman June 28, 2006

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

vaginital

The he/she private regions.

Q:"Where do I put that?"

A: "Right there, in that vaginital area..."

by Mody Dick October 31, 2009

Vaguitar

When a girl plays air guitar with her vagina; One hand is knuckles deep while the other is up in the air hitting imaginary frets.

Example 1
Bro 1: Bro I got a girl to play vaguitar for me on skype last night.

Bro 2: Rock on dude!

Example 2
Bro 1: I held vaguitar tryouts at my place yesterday.

Bro 2: How'd it go?

Bro 1: Bro your mom can totally jam.

by Belmeezy January 13, 2011

Vagenitous

Disease that affects young males and is passed on usually by woman who's only redeeming feature is there pussy and the ability to use it.
Symptoms are usually blindness, deafness and the inability to use sound judgement

Hey, where's Brad tonight?
He's gone out with that skank Nat again.
What!
Yeah he's got a bad case of vagenitous.

by Dr jethro January 6, 2017

Vaginitis

When Tommy Fury gives up his biggest payday ever because he’s got a little runny nose and is scared of Jake Paul

We’ve worked tirelessly to get the Fury Vs Paul fight rescheduled but gosh, looks like Timmy Fumbles has got Vaginitis again

by Tinytimmyfumbles December 6, 2021