bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.

Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

clarence destructor of des vaginas

he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas

clarence destructor of des vaginas will come to destruct your vaginas

by mcdonald gobler December 12, 2022

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Vaginasaurous

When the either one or both of the vagina lips are swollen. mostly likely caused by a yeast infection, a latex allergy, a spermicide allergy, or rough sex while not properly lubricated. Sometimes it can be painful or itch. The best way to deal with it is to always wear liners, avoid super tight clothing as they cause yeast infections, and find out if you have allergies to latex or spermicide. If you have a Vaginasaurous in your pants, it helps to place a small ice pack in your panties to help ease the swelling.

Jane was scared when after sex her vagina was swollen. She asked her best friend what to make of it and she simply said, "Don't worry. You just have a slight case of Vaginasaurous."

by Queen of All Vags September 15, 2009

twarty vagitus

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

vaginist

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.

Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.

by degenerate March 4, 2004

Vagipus

Someone with characteristics of both a vagina and an octopus while engaging in sexaul intercourse. Also someone who complains about their boy/girl friend to people who dont care.

Damn Jimmy D'amore needs to stop complaining about his ex, hes such a vagipus.

by Zamik Aramath November 15, 2010