Vii

A loving gf thats a little insane but thats ok

i think vii should eat shit and die

by fajeityrasters November 23, 2023

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Viy

Viy (pronounced Veey) is a Slavic mythical creature that is supposed to live in the western part of Ukraine, a gnome with an iron face and very fucking long eyelids. It can kill you just by looking at you, but because of his elongated eyelids, demons have to open them for him. After killing you, Viy will take your a̶s̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ take your soul.

Oy kurva, tut Viy zhive! Tikayte shvydshe, vin vas vbye! AY BLYAT, VIN OLESYA VBYV!
(typical western ukrainians after seeing Viy)

by shekelmaster May 20, 2020

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Chintendo Vii

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.

Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!

by not a normal man September 19, 2024

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Vii is a beaner

A mexican woman who doesnt understand that she is the biggest beaner in the voice chat, talking about vii btw

No, Vii is a beaner

by Kingmama BOi August 12, 2023

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Corey VII

A slightly overweight child, who is approximately 4 feet tall. Has the worst hairline in all the seaven seas, and is a virgin.

Corey VII's hairline scares away all the girls.

by YourMasterAndGod October 26, 2016

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Henry VII

A man who was overlooked father of Henry VIII, had one wife, who he had a better relationship with than his son had with any of his wives, beat Richard III and ended The War of the Roses. Was a very meticulous man and careful with who he trusted, for a while he only trusted his mum, Lady Margaret Beaufort, not to kill him and take the throne.

You hear a lot about Henry VIII, but never much about his dad Henry VII.

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

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