Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

by Blitzd July 6, 2004

Upper Deck

The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.

Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."

by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010

upperdeckaflopperstopper

Used to describe a large bra. Commonly associated with the older generations

'Look at the size of that upperdeckaflopperstopper (said quickly) you could hang a car from each side.

'if she took that upperdeckaflopperstopper off she could wipe the floor with her tits'

by Billy nom8s December 9, 2008

Upperdecker

When you put you're dip behind the top lip instead of the bottom

I prefer a upperdecker with my dip.

by CaptainIan August 3, 2019

Upperdecky

When you put a nicotine pouch in your upper lip slightly to the side of your front teeth thus giving the most optimal buzz for the average nicotine fein

I put an upperdecky in and that shit sent me to fucking space

by Mort J April 13, 2025

Upper Deck

V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then.

N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.

I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.

by Formerly Known As E.A.R.L September 4, 2009

Upperdick

Performing an "upper cut" attack on a male or female with your penis during sexual intercoarse

"Shawn hit Justin with such a good upperdick last night, i think his jaw might be broken!"

by primos pizza 16 August 21, 2016